Vanity

This is a re-post of one of my earliest efforts – coincidentally, one of my favorite posts.

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It occurred to me that vanity should perhaps be the test by which we gauge human evolution. Rather than constructing a timeline of civilization based on flints, tools, and the written word – ponder the evolution of vanity. At what point did early man begin to care about his appearance? Sticking a pin in that moment will solve the riddle of when our known history began.

We became truly “human” when we caught sight of our reflection, and frowned. That frown was the stepping stone to separate mankind from all the other species in our world. Animals groom, humans improve, embellish, and alter. Some animals developed outlandish characteristics to show off during mating season, they never looked in a mirror to see whether they looked fat or silly. The evolutionary leap for mankind was that critical eye, and with it an awareness of trend and opinion. Characteristics that plague us to this day.

Ancient Roman practices of…

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2 thoughts on “Vanity

    • Truth and honesty are admirable qualities Mr. Mirror – when you digress, revealing your twisted sense of humor – laughing in our faces like a mad hyena – at that moment you become little more than a vengeful, sour bitch – failing eyesight is a sensible defense given to those worthy of laughing right back at you 🙂

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