Help, WordPress is Crashing

Rushed home tonight earlier than expected, fired up the laptop before my coat hit the stand. Anxious anticipation of all things WordPress, met with blank, unfamiliar exasperation. Site stats page – blue header, above utter blankness. Clicked on Reader – nothing. Notifications – zippo, nobody home.

Instinctively searched WordPress Help and forums – found similar complaints, and a few “fixes” (without exception, all beyond my pathetic computer knowledge). Not about to uninstall wordpress after backing it up, systematically uninstall plugins until finding one that might be the culprit, or re-name files (all described in language or references making about as much sense as reading Gaelic) I found myself pacing like a caged beast.

Abandoned WordPress, delved into Google with rabid determination. How hard could this be – it worked two days ago, I hadn’t inadvertently changed settings or downloaded a fictional last straw. Who was I kidding – why can’t people who know what they’re talking about remember I’m an idiot? Why was Adobe Flash Player blamed for the fall of western civilization? How hard is it to answer a straight forward question?

Went back to WordPress hoping it was all a bad dream – nope, WordPress was evaporating before my eyes. Blank tease followed blank screen into oblivion. Like a spectator at my own funeral, wanting to scream “here I am, I have so much more to say” – not an ear perking to inaudible splutters.

Exhausted, disillusioned, battling hordes of invasive emotion – a thought tip toed cautiously towards desperation’s siege. Close all programs – restart your computer. Initially cautious little thought appeared useless – it watched me storm away in a huff of blustery resignation. Ever the optimist, one last try before bed. Holy crap – WordPress was back.

Exhilaration is fading – I can’t imagine a restart fixed the dilemma. Consider this a plea – a request for insight from anyone with patience to “dumb down” tech speak and enlighten a hopelessly lost notes.

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6 thoughts on “Help, WordPress is Crashing

  1. I went through WordPress hacking on my original self-hosted site and finally gave up not knowing why I could have my site damaged so severely three times in a little over a year. I gave up and went to wordpress.com. mumble, mumble, mumble. My ISP gave me all sorts of reasons why that could happen but end of story I don’t want to go back and now WP handles all the technical stuff.

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