Hurricane Trump, Category 5 Disaster…


Behemoth Hurricane Dorian is something of a mystery to Donald Trump. Its anyone’s guess if he can spell hurricane, let alone fathom how they form or what they’re capable of. Heading into the weekend a flicker of presidential duty saw Trump cancel travel plans to Poland and meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenisky to monitor Dorian at home. Home being Camp David – no wait, seems he left Camp David on Marine One to play golf at his course in Sterling, Virginia. Trump crony, Senator Rick Scott of Florida told Fox News –

“We got updates while I was there,” Scott said. “He got updates, I know he played golf yesterday and got updates while he was playing golf.”

Today Trump said –

“We don’t even know what’s coming at us. All we know is it’s possibly the biggest. I have — I’m not sure that I’ve ever even heard of a Category 5. I knew it existed. And I’ve seen some Category 4’s — you don’t even see them that much,” Trump said at a briefing with officials at FEMA’s headquarters in Washington, DC.

“But a Category 5 is something that — I don’t know that I’ve ever even heard the term other than I know it’s there. That’s the ultimate, and that’s what we have unfortunately,” he added, in reference to Hurricane Dorian.

Donald Trump wearing a suit and tie smiling and looking at the camera: President Donald Trump pauses as he talks to media before boarding Maine One at the White House in Washington, Friday, Aug. 30, 2019, en route to Camp David in Maryland. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Levels of Trumps’ flippant ignorance are staggering.  Dorian is the 4th category 5 storm to impact Americans since Trump blew into the Oval Office – Irma, 8 months into his presidency, Puerto Rico devastating Maria and Michael last October. Between landfalls of Irma and Maria, Trump said he “never even knew” they (Category 5) existed. The man is a category 5 disaster .

Do we give up? Scream? Hope he isn’t re-elected?  Here’s an idea – what if we put him in a wind tunnel with a golf club and bucket of balls? Never mind, he’d simper “fake” wind velocity, blame Hillary, Mexicans, eagle killing wind energy, climate change clowns and left wing media fear mongering. How about this, we reclassify meteorological cauldrons in terms Trump understands, no more F scale tornados, category 1-5 hurricanes. Lets lump all natural disasters together, rate them on the Golf Scale.

Oh man, see Trump smile. Thumbs up, now he understands.